sh4ily:

x queued x

(Source: lonq, via apparant)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

myfitness-app:

Workout buddies come in all sizes.

“fuc- it’s getting faster-runrunrunrunrunshitshitshitshitshit”

(via finnn-the-human)

heycuddleme:

♥

(Source: quiet, via discovers)

wontstoptilimfit:

worldfamousprofessor:

a portrait of the inner struggle

Omg it’s back

(Source: 4gifs, via laughcentre)

spacemarried:

motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

r—princess:

Nailed it.

I WISH I COULD EXPRESS TO YOU HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS AND I CAN’T STOP OH GOD HELP MEEEEEE LSDKFJLDSKJFLKDSJFAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHADYYYYING/GROSSSOBBING/LAUGHING/SNORTING

(Source: to-be-myself, via laughcentre)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via laughcentre)

brassmama:

Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:

(via yuki-ssu)

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

• call you names
• tell you weird and personal details about myself
• say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
• type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

• talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
• share funny photos from my tumblr dash
• actually tell you when i’m upset 
• try to make conversation with you 
• just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
• tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

(via inkredible-krystal)

mishaoverlord:

pretzelcoatlus:

rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie:

danyul-and-filup:

princess-hardy:

what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the older we get we start to forget who we used to be in a previous life.

well fuck

#And the calm and quiet babies who don’t cry are people who had really bad lives and are just grateful for a second chance

(Source: mrchrispine, via laughcentre)

How did Tumblr miss this joke?

xxmissmagentaxx:

violet-grubs:

…………………….OH MY GOD

(via laughcentre)

• me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
• me at home:

samischino:

frapputwinko:

I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know

(Source: sfux, via laughcentre)

meme4u:

salmon is for desire

(Source: hypothetical-happiness, via laughcentre)